Mr Jensen welcomes Former Anglicans!

It's all very well for Pope Benny to offer a safe haven for Anglo-Catholics. But where can anti-gay, mysoginist Evangelicals go to remain pure of sin? They are hardly likely to rush to Benny's heretical sect. The Church Society has produced a response to the Pope's kind offer, which has been summarised for us by Dobby Ould in two sentences.

1. We reject liberalism because it denies the Gospel
2. We reject Rome because it denies the Gospel

This dilemma means that happy-clappies find themselves adrift. No Roman Catholic has ever read God's Word - which means they haven't heard the Gospel. And Anglicanism is too "liberal". So where can bible-believers go? The answer is easy! Former Anglicans are welcome in Sydney! Anti-gay bigots will find a warm welcome in the non-Anglican Jensen Sect where Dobby Ould (left) is a prime example of tolerance and understanding. Ex-Anglicans will need only to accept two main doctrines: the inerrancy of the 39 Articles; and the "Doctrine of Ould Infallibility". The latter involves a complete acceptance of every word the Jensens utter. Dobby Ould promulgates his doctrines after having been seated on The Curate's Throne at St Augustine's Baptist Chapel, Neutral Bay. Former Anglicans will feel quite at home in this Calvinist meeting place. If you are unhappy about being an Anglican, Dobby's Church is for you! If you are a woman you can even clean the Chapel! (If you are gay, get lost).